I Can't Handle The Return Of The Bodysuit

... Or rather, the revenge of the bodysuit.

($130, Shabd, Shoplarousse.com)

I consider a weapon anything that comes near my crotch and snaps. Also, some things are best left to the '90s. Including the 10th-grade photo of me in a black, floral-embroidered bodysuit. Do you see me in that thing 16 years later? No. You do not. You're welcome.

Revenge of the Bodysuit!

Just when you thought it was dead and buried, the bodysuit claws its way out of the crypt, thanks to Diesel and Asos.

Observe:

($87, Diesel, Asos.com)

That's one small step for snug-fitting tops that snap and tug at the crotch (but stay PUT!), one giant leap for the 1990s. More here, unfortunately.