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And on the other side of classy is Mariah Carey, doing her best clingy and overexposed impressions in her second-skin halter gowns.
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Juliette Binoche is a lovely actress, but her stylist and hairdresser need the sack. Her gown colors are unflattering and her hair looks like it was washed under an extra low-pressure shower head.
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Hillary Swank usually looks styled to perfection, but here I think she looks more like the Tin Man starring in Transformers III.
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Evangeline Lilly made it into my Cannes-Do right below this post, but the cut of this Mediterranean-blue Valentino gown makes the lovely star look, well, Lost at sea.
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